For once it won't be Dick Clark dropping the ball on New Year's Eve, as he is unable. Not to worry, ABC lovers, Regis Philbin will be filling in for Clark for what I'm sure will be an equally cookie-cutter New Year's Eve gala. After Dick Clark, the next thing that comes to my mind when someone says New Year's Eve is all-day marathons on cable. So if you've got the day to do as you please, consider some of these Dallas-esque alternatives...
AMC will be running a Three Stooges marathon from noon until midnight. That's 36 shorts from Larry, Curly, and Moe (and some cameos by Shemp and Joe I'm sure). If you want to share a mental moment with Phil, tune in to AMC.
SciFi will be running their Twilight Zone marathon. I recommend dropping by this channel a few times. Twilight Zone is a great show, and the episodes are just as spooky today as they were meant to be in the days of black and white. If you know what "It's a cookbook!" means, then you know how great a show this is.
Spike is showing manly movies all day (no surprises here). The last five movies of the year consist of three Eastwood's and two from VanDamme. Bloodsport at 8PM: Chong Li! Chong Li! Chong Li...
Other New Year's Eve TV phenomena include the "100 Greatest" whatevers of the past year or of all time. Most of these end at 11PM. This year we have...
100 Greatest One Hit Wonders on Vh1. 867-5309 Jenny gets my vote.
100 Greatest TV Moments will be on TVLand.
101 Most Sensational Crimes of ??? on E! I am guessing it is either all time or the last century.
Last but certainly not least, we will have football galore. Bowl season is upon us, and it will be in our face until the last second has ticked off the clock. New Year's Eve contests consist of:
Minnesota vs. Alabama (12:00PM ESPN)
Purdue vs. Arizona State (2:00PM CBS)
Boise State vs. Louisville (3:30PM ESPN)
Florida vs. Miami(FL) (7:30PM ESPN)
And, because NCAA football has the lamest excuses in the land, I care about zero of these games. Perhaps if these were playoff games I would care. In fact, I would be parked in front of the set all day if they were. Morons.
Well that is all. Really we should be doing other things besides gluing our faces to the tube. But if you must or if you have some down time, don't tell me that there was nothing to watch! Happy New Year to all!